Chris Poole

Chris Poole is 6 feet and 145 pounds of hot sludge poured into purple Carhartt coveralls. Sure he edits videos for a few bucks to get by, but that doesn’t even begin to describe WHO he is. When he was three earth years old, he stapled his own thumb to a piece of construction paper. At 22 he grew an irresponsibly handsome mustache. In a previous life, he was neutron star. Other events will transpire before his eternal soul returns to the matrix and his bodily atoms are recycled, some will be documented on this very website.